To find out, I asked 20 women to share their preferences for the perfect penis. A: So their brains can get some oxygen now and then. A worm can get in a hole. A female reader, anonymous , writes 16 September : Well, it depends but most women love to have a big one. And to the straight Ladies and gay Gents: his biology is not your destiny.

Lighting the Fire One day on a camping trip a man was out side firing up the fire His wife was fixing up dinner when he said "Your butt is bigger then my fire" Then he measured her ass and it was indeed bigger then the fire. A: Dicks sporting goods Q: Do you know Myra? It's not the size of the penis that matters, it's the fact that you understand the beginning of this sentence was a blatant lie. If it hurts when you pee. You didn't ask for it and got it. And, I hate baggy foreskins, they make cocks look smaller. The third boy starts to laugh and jump for joy.

Philosophical answer: What is size? She says, "Oh my god, I'm so ashamed! How does somebody disagree with that? But some women enjoy a big cock, which is fine. Q: What do you get when you cross and owl and a rooster?

Which leaves me wondering what these women are really thinking… and I think it comes down not a physical thing, but a psychological thing. How does somebody disagree with that? I also can't stop wondering exactly how big it is if ' I don't want to know'? The ring vanishes, only to reappear the next morning. Soon after Sonny comes out with a plateful of Chocolate Chip Cookies. To see if I was alone here, I conducted an informal survey.