I knew what it was because I wasnt a sheltered kid. Yes, women have to give birth but men have the torture of being the family luggage mule through a airport. And their bathroom had carpeting. Before baby, I was always a make from scratch type of girl. Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy. We pay for your stories! Ever laid down for a quick minute nap, only to wake up hours later feeling fuzzy and groggy?

You know: No one ever says, "I have to have a Toyota Camry. I was babysitting a 6 year old holy terror. We called everyone's phone in the house and no one was answering. It was a windy night and the power went out. The FBI wants to steal my penis. Embrace that big lion energy — change is coming.

The lady talked to me alone first , she made me laugh, cry, write, and hugged me. Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off. We then ran to our local park and just stayed there. Men and women are still children who need and want acceptance a live. I was fairly new to babysitting, so it terrified me.

I respect your dedication to the task at hand She was a 'trick' baby, so super easy. Did I just use my teeth? At some point, most of us have pulled an all-nighter hard to get through college without it. My mom and I had just moved to a new town when I was in the fifth grade and she needed someone to pick me up from school and watch me until she got off of work.